(Takes place during the first Kick-Ass movie, opening seconds before Kick-Ass shows up with the bazooka)
Frank D’Amico looked down at the bloody and beaten Hit-Girl on the floor of his office. She was good, she was very good, but Frank had 3 black belts and was about 4 times her size, she never had a chance. Part of Frank didn’t want to kill her, part of him wanted to keep her, break her defiance, and turn her into his own elite muscle. But she had killed too many of his guys, that warehouse fight had been seen by too many people. She had to die or he would look weak. And he couldn’t deny, part of him wanted to kill her, to turn this feisty child into a lump of cold meat, killing always gave him such a feeling of power.
“I wish I had a son like you” he said, absolutely meaning it. “But” he cocked his gun “time for a family reunion”. He raised his hand to pull the trigger and send the tiny ninja to Hell, until he heard footsteps behind him. He turned and saw the deadweight sidekick his son had been fighting, Kick-Ass, if Frank remembered correctly. The young man hefted the bazooka one of Frank’s guys had been carrying and said “Hey! Why don’t you pick on someone your own size?” and pulled the trigger.
Unfortunately for Kick-Ass, Frank was not an idiot, and he had excellent reflexes, as demonstrated in his fight with Mindy. He did not stand there with a dumb look on his face, he moved, diving to his left. The rocket flew across the office and out the window, exploding somewhere over the street. Kick-Ass had never been very bright, and he DID stand there trying to understand why his plan hadn’t worked, still puzzling as Frank stood and fired, painting the wall with the brains of the would-be hero.
Frank turned, and Hit-Girl was on him again, screaming in hatred, swinging a letter opener. She gave Frank a pretty good cut on his arm, but it didn’t matter. She had already fought a lot of guys, her style was very high energy, and Frank had hit her a lot of times, including a few hard punches in the face, she was exhausted and concussed. She stumbled and his counterpunch knocked out at least one of her teeth. He grabbed her by the wrist and elbow, swinging her face first into the nearest wall, producing two nasty crunches and a scream as her nose and arm both broke. He threw her to the ground, then hauled her up by the other arm, grabbed her in the same way, and slammed her to the opposite wall, breaking her other
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