One time out of curiosity I jizzed on a plant in my backyard when I was a kid. I cam back the next day and the plant died. Another time I caught some crawdads and put them in a waterbottle and... well released my demon semen in the bottle and within mo

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I think I'm sexually cursed. 01/30/17 (Mon) 07:43:18 No.4505

One time out of curiosity I jizzed on a plant in my backyard when I was a kid. I cam back the next day and the plant died.

Another time I caught some crawdads and put them in a waterbottle and... well released my demon semen in the bottle and within moments they we dying left and right... :(

A few years later I started experimenting on my house dog... o-o' anyways after the amazing explosion I had the dog ran away and died!!!!

A year ago I finally for the first time in my life managed to get a real girlfriend... -.-' She didn't die but let's just say I won't be seeing here ever again.

I am cursed! Forever alone, and always a fucked up loser.

PsychoAiko 01/30/17 (Mon) 23:44:37 No.4507

Surely this is just a story, but just in case you're actually concerned: SALT.
Your jizz has salt in it. Plants and aquatic animals don't do well when you suddenly add a bunch of salt to their environment. As for your dog and girlfriend you were too vague to be certain but I have a hunch those were unfortunate coincidences.

DisgustingPervert(ButI'mBeautiful!) 02/13/17 (Mon) 23:14:27 No.4560

Yeah no he's cursed you need to go to egypt

Alex 06/03/17 (Sat) 09:00:03 No.5128

Even if this is real, just lower your salt intake or just don't cum in your girlfriends. And why the fuck would you ejaculate into a potted plant? And I'm pretty sure the dog ran away because it didn't want to be jizzed on and got hit by a car. Ridiculous.